HARWICH & DOVERCOURT's CRYBABIES OF THE WEEK
Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys and girls welcome to
Harwich & Dovercourt Cricket Club's
most unwanted award, The crybaby of the week award.
This Crybaby award is given for general unhappyness either on or off the cricket field, clubs players supporters, YOU ARE ALL AT RISK from this award so be aware whist visiting our club house and be generally happy to avoid this award YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
PLEASE NOTE: THIS PAGE IS ALL IN JEST, TAKE NOTHING PERSONALLY.
Aaron Rudkin.
1st Place this week goes to........
This award was given to Aaron Rudkin, after the 1st teams poor display, Aaron Rudkin was heartbroken after not taking a wicket with his first bowling spell only to be given a second chance but to his hard luck he was carted around the cricket field conceding many runs. After calling the opposition batsmen something indescribable he was taken off only to sulk on the boundary for the rest of Witham’s innings. Aaron’s day was topped off after feeling the need to bat only to score one of the 8 ducks of the day and was not happy at this sulking for the rest of the day.
2nd Place this week goes to........
John Lawrence.
2nd place of this award was given to John Lawrence after miss fielding to star bowler Aaron Rudkin only to have a barrage of words thrown at him which are too harsh to repeat anytime this century. After feeling the pain from Aaron John "the bear" Lawrence threw himself into the path of the fastest moving ball any cricketer has ever seen, only to stop the ball in fantastic style, feeling the love John kissed the ball for good luck. After his fantastic fielding it was John "the bear" Lawrence's turn to return the favour to the Witham's unsuspecting fielders only to get his first career golden duck after literally middling the ball to the wicketkeepers gloves and was judged out by local star Richard Bushell and was not happy with this branding the game as pathetic and thus refusing to play for the unrated 1st team this weekend.
3rd Place this week goes to........
Sam Page.
3rd place of this award was given to Sam Page. After being a good sport and umpiring for 20 over’s Sam was felt hard done by after youngster Stuart Barwood refused to replace him as an umpire. Sam by this stage was deep in the realms of Frost Bite standing at square leg on what appeared to be one of the sunnier days of the 2008 campaign veteran Sam was carried off the field after literally freezing on the field of play, Sam was admitted to the club house where local businessman Colin Perry was quick to pull out the first aid tea pot and serve Sam with what was described as a life saving investment.
If you want to nominate someone as crybaby of the week simply fill the form out to the left.
